Hang in there, Nike.
One cat. One swoosh. One claw-grip.
The cat is not letting go.
PAIRED TO NKE · 3% OF EVERY TRADE DROPPED TO HOLDERS IN NIKE STOCK
One cat. One swoosh. One claw-grip.
The cat is not letting go.
PAIRED TO NKE · 3% OF EVERY TRADE DROPPED TO HOLDERS IN NIKE STOCK
THE LORE
On September 21, 2026, Nike gets cut from the S&P 100.
Not delisted. Not dead. NKE still trades on the NYSE, still sits in the S&P 500, still sits in the Dow. But the mega-cap club took the nameplate off the door.
Down roughly 78% from the 2021 peak. Over $220 billion in market value gone. The index committee does what index committees do, and the trackers sell what trackers sell.
Here's the part Nike wrote themselves.
In 2023, Nike ran Hang In There — a riff on the 1970s motivational poster everybody's dentist had on the wall. The kitten, the claws, the desperate grip. Except Nike swapped the branch for a swoosh and put the whole thing on a shirt.
They made the joke three years before the market made it for them. The cat was always hanging from the swoosh. Nobody expected the swoosh to start slipping.
That's the branch. That's the storm. And still on the end of it: a cat with its claws in, refusing to become somebody else's exit liquidity.
Hang in there.
THE MISSION
Every buy hits a pool that is paired against tokenized NKE exposure instead of a stablecoin. Demand for the cat is demand for the other side of the pair.
Buy pressure on one leg of an AMM pair means the pool has to source the other leg. The cat pulls the branch toward itself. That is the whole mechanic, and it is on-chain and visible.
A meme with a directional bias. Aligned, loud, and pointed at exactly one ticker. We are not pretending this is a hedge fund. We are pretending this is a cat.
Community grip meter. Moves with holders, not with promises.
Straight talk: a memecoin's buy pressure moves the memecoin and its paired pool. It does not directly move Nike's NYSE share price, and nobody here should tell you otherwise. $NCAT is a meme about hanging on, not a mechanism for moving a $100B+ equity. Trade it for the joke, not for the squeeze.
THE PAYOUT
The fee doesn't go to a treasury wallet. It gets converted and dropped straight to $NCAT holders as NKE stock — the actual ticker the cat is hanging onto. Handled automatically by the StonkFun launchpad, so nobody has to be trusted with a multisig.
Any buy or sell of $NCAT takes a 3% fee at the contract level. No exceptions, no whitelist.
The launchpad routes the collected fees into NKE exposure. It's the plumbing $NCAT is built on.
NKE is distributed pro-rata to everyone holding $NCAT. Hold the cat, collect the swoosh.
FIND THE CAT HERE
NCAT00000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Contract goes live at launch. Anything posted before that is not us.
HOW TO BUY
Launched on Solana via StonkFun.
Phantom, Solflare or Backpack — whichever Solana wallet you already trust. Fund it with SOL.
Open StonkFun or Jupiter and paste the contract address from this page. Only this page.
Swap for $NCAT. Then do the hardest part of the whole campaign: don't let go.
THE NUMBERS
MEME GALLERY
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FAQS
No. Not with Nike, Inc., not with any index provider, not with anyone who owns a swoosh. This is fan fiction with a ticker and a cat.
No. NKE keeps trading on the NYSE. What happened is removal from the S&P 100 index, effective September 21, 2026. Nike stays in the S&P 500 and the Dow. It is a demotion on paper, not an exit from public markets.
No, and be suspicious of anyone who says it will. Buys move $NCAT and its paired pool. Nike's share price is set by a market many orders of magnitude larger. The pairing is thematic and on-chain; the squeeze is a bit.
Every buy and every sell of $NCAT takes a 3% fee at the contract level. StonkFun, the launchpad $NCAT is built on, converts those fees into NKE and distributes it pro-rata to $NCAT holders. You don't claim anything or stake anything — you just hold.
No. The payout is a share of trading fees, which means it's entirely a function of volume. Heavy volume, meaningful drops. Dead chart, nothing. It is not a dividend, not a yield, and not a promise — it's a fee split.
It's in the CA box above the moment we launch. If you see one anywhere else first, it isn't ours.
A cat, a branch, and a group chat that got very annoyed about an index rebalance.
It's a memecoin. It may go to zero. Hang in there is a slogan, not a financial guarantee.